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Bismillah Ar Rehman Ar Rahim.
Celebrity Bad Bosses
You may think you have the worst boss in the Western Hemisphere, but if you’ve never had to dodge a cell phone, been fired over a breakfast pastry or had your work referred to as “a complete and utter mess,” you probably have it better than you realize. Consider the following celebrities, whose poor underlings withstood verbal and sometimes physical abuse and lived to tell about it:
Scott Rudin
The high-profile film producer, whose film credits include “The Queen,” “The
Royal Tenenbaums” and “The Firm,” is infamous for his hot temper and verbal
rants. The Wall Street Journal once claimed he has fired 250 personal
assistants, sometimes for offenses as minor as bringing him the wrong breakfast
muffin. (Rudin claimed the actual number is closer to 120; however, he
wasn’t counting those who didn’t survive his grueling two-week trial
period.) Despite Rudin’s reputation, however, being his personal
assistant remains one of the most coveted jobs among wannabe movie moguls.
Naomi Campbell
Campbell is to her
employees what fireworks are to the average person: If not handled carefully,
she may cause bodily harm. In early 2007, the British supermodel pleaded guilty
to misdemeanor assault for hitting her housekeeper with a cell phone over a
pair of missing jeans. Campbell insisted the
incident was an accident, but a history of similar events – including a 2000
guilty plea for assaulting a personal assistant on a movie set in 1998 –
indicates otherwise.
Simon Cowell
It’s no secret that the mastermind behind “American Idol” has notoriously high
standards, nor does he apologize for them. In fact, Cowell, who is known
for finding new and creative ways to insult everyone from contestants to “Idol”
host Ryan Seacrest, seems to relish his reputation as the judge everyone loves
to hate. And why not? After all, it is his famously prickly personality that
has helped make him a household name.
Al Capone
Alphonse “Al” Capone’s name is synonymous with organized
crime. He was as well-known for his involvement in illegal gambling,
bootlegging and prostitution as for his brutality. His own men were behind
1929’s infamous "St. Valentine's Day Massacre." In 1931, Capone
finally went to prison for income tax evasion and was released – ironically,
for good behavior – after serving eight years. Afterward, Capone retired to his
estate in Florida, where he
died in 1947 of heart failure.
Leona Helmsley
The recently-deceased Manhattan hotelier will
go down in history as the “Queen of Mean,” a nickname she earned as a result of
her erratic behavior and hasty firing of employees. After serving time
for tax evasion in 1989 (“Only the little people pay taxes,” was her infamous
defense), Helmsley again brushed with the law in 2004 when a court ordered her
to pay a former landscaper for breach of contract (Helmsley had abruptly fired
the man after finding out he was gay).
Gordon Ramsay
The hot-tempered (pun intended) host of “Hell’s Kitchen” could give Simon
Cowell a run for his money as the cruelest judge on TV. Neither holds
back when it comes to doling out criticism, but Ramsay steps it up a notch with
slightly more colorful language. In fact, his fondness for four-letter words is
matched only by Cowell’s fondness for tight black T-shirts.
Last Updated: Monday, October 22, 2007 - 11:52 AM
As the point of no return is arriving fast, Alhamdulilah, we would be requiring many such bosses like above , Alhamdulilah…
Sir there is Gut feeling inside, me Alhamdulilah, that we should always keep, paper cameras, always there , that is keep them manufacturing, Alhamdulilah, we cannot just trust, the digital age, Alhamdulilah, like the manual typewriter, the paper camera, has its own importance, (esp ) in, battle fields, Alhamdulilah…, your digital camera[ of internet Generation of 2008 above ), once, its memory of chip [ SD memory Card], gets hotter [ heat up above Centigrade/ Farenheit ] than, required can erase all the ( jpeg, gif, etc), but not the paper camera, and also [ a powerful Magnet used by another Army or Enemy can erase all the information on that Digital Camera too, Alhamdulilah] so the only camera we can trust during internet Generation 3rd world war is still the Paper camera, ( point to ponder, brainstorm, focus group) Alhamdulilah… ( see hellboy movie)
Minolta X-700
Olympus OM-30, May 1983, National Geographic ( back cover)
Pentax Super FX1 May 1983, National Geographic
Hasselblad May 1983, National Geographic
Nikon FM2 May 1983, National Geographic
Canon EOS 650 [ june 1987, vol 171, No.6]
Canon New FD300mm f/2.8 L [New F-1] Vol 163, No.1, January 1983 National Geographic
All the above cameras are the top of the line “ paper cameras,” of there time, Alhamdulilah, the manufacturing world cannont make better and more sophisticated “ paper cameras “ than them, Alhamdulilah, “ you see the scientist of those time, Alhamdulilah, put all there effort for that technology, that technology was the “ top of the line technology of that time, Alhamdulilah…”, “ now we can never make a brand like that, Alhamdulilah ‘ cos children today are now only familiar with “ digital technology’ and they read in textbooks, only “ about only digital computer stuff,/ etc, and they don’t know nothing about how “ how they make a hand made “ violin, Guitar, a paper camera” “ and the hand made Rolls Royce, Alhamdulilah..”” and{ point to ponder,brain storm, focus group, i.e. exactly father “ a fabulous collection should always be kept, Alhamdulilah..” “ you never know when to use, it, Alhamdulilah…..offcourse , and in my fathers office there is very old Clock, Alhamdulilah, that you wind with hand, Alhamdulilah, which is better than a { nickel cadmium battery in such internet generation digital war, Alhamdulilah,)
And the Rs 10. ( paper) pocket praryer book is better than the e-book, than, Alhamdulilah..
And don’t mind this, Alhamdulilah, what if the boys, like to jack off, during war time in the field being on duty for over six months, Alhamdulilah, than they cant take the whole PDA / pocket PC, Alhamdulilah, in the Toilet with “ essential information on it, Alhamdulilah, and they somehow during hot shower, with soapy hands dropped that and etc etc.etc… than the Paper Adult magazine or plastic paper Adult magazine is better than, Alhamdulilah, …. And what if you like to read lying down “ a detective paper novel, or some articles of paper fortune magazine, Alhamdulilah, well no human or school boy would like to hold a PDA or Laptop…” well that’s an awkward ergonomic position, Alhamdulilah… a paper Book is always a paper book, Alhamdulilah, and “ organic Paper, is better than , virtual paper, Alhamdulilah… cos you can mix the “ organic paper with water, Alhamdulilah, and can eat it too, Alhamdulilah, in times of “ need, Alhamdulilah…” can be used as bread for butter, Alhamdulilah…. And is the most/ best camouflage for a student with bag pack to cross the boder with , Alhamdulilah…..” “ and the Soldier on the border says, Alhamdulilah, “ would you sir show me that bag, Alhamdulilah” “ and you had to give him your laptop, Alhamdulilah, with essential info on it, Alhamdulilah, cos, he was too bully, Alhamdulilah…and etc etc etc… and during the war, the street boys, Alhamdulilah were not after the soldier, Alhamdulilah, whom they { killed etc} they were “ amazed, Alhamdulilah, they wanted to know, what that fool was wearing, Alhamdulilah, i.e. his gadgets, Alhamdulilah, such is the condition { educational condition ) of youths of starved Africa, Alhamdulilah, “ and they broke the whole gadget with a stone, Alhamdulilah, to look inside it, Alhamdulilah, and whne they found nothing, Alhamdulilah, in hunger, Alhamdulilah… than cannibals are cannibals, Alhamdulilah, the search team, only found the rags, Alhamdulilah, and some broken gadgets, Alhamdulilah…
And same is the case with digital photocopiers, Alhamdulilah, once some fool, took a powerful magnet over the digital Screen [ of the mobile phone type screen, the whole mobile phone gets gone, Alhamdulilah…]
And same with these watches, G-Shock, or citizen [ june 1987, vol 171, No.6] National Geographic, once a powerful magnet passes over [ a Aeroplane full of powerful magnets, Alhmadulilah….] the whole platoon, Alhamdulilah, the whole system Jams, the whole communication network jams for that minute, Alhamdulilah…etc etc etc…, Alhamdulilah, but not the manual type writer, nor the paper camera, not the manual photo copier..
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shut up and let him watch this, only few images, Alhamdulilah, not all, Alhamdulilah… don’t put your ( soldiers) foot ( knees on the ground, Alhamdulilah, ) unless you have foam pads( brainstorm , focus groups etc), Alhamdulilah…not leather ( brainstorm, focus groups etc ) / ok etc..…, Alhamdulilah), or it will detect, you, Alhamdulilah…and do not move/walk indoors, without wearing slippers, Alhamdulilah…and make sure you remain shaved head, Alhamdulilah, ( when the head hair grow to the size of rice grain, Alhamdulilah, have it shaved, Alhamdulilah, one strand of hair, Alhamdulilah can cost you your life, Alhamdulilah…and never let your sweat be left on your face, Alhamdulilah, within nano-seconds remove it with cloth only, Alhamdulilah…. And don’t wear watches, Alhamdulilah, its motor / battery can let you be detected, Alhamdulilah…your watch is your ( plastic water NR/ pet bottle you carry,Alhamdulilah, and i/we assume, Alhamdulilah, that it will remain filled at all times, Alhamdulilah, or else no one ( cadets/ mates ) will be responsible for your death, Alhamdulilah…, you will have exactly two minutes, Alhamdulilah, any one without the water/softdrink/H2O plastic bottle may leave the door now, Alhamdulilah…the port will be open for ten seconds only, Alhamdulilah…and than it will be Alhamdulilah, upto, up cadets, Alhamdulilah,…make sure your laptops/ gadgets are powered on, Alhamdulilah…only power light should be open, Alhamdulilah…donot wear “ Night vision” Alhamdulilah,…unless “told, Alhamdulilah…”” now you understand, Alhamdulilah, what the problem is, Alhamdulilah…we have 40 hours of battery life for laptops, Alhamdulilah, but two hours of water ( H2O) Alhamdulilah…( point to ponder, Alhamdulilah) ( and may be we should try to open the Nasal chamber of this Rhizoplasty case, Alhamdulilah, may be he comes back from this deep deep novel, Alhamdulilah..) and what are the surgeons, for, Alhamdulilah…..and do piss in water bottles, Alhamdulilah, and don’t throw them away keep it with you, All times, Alhamdulilah, cos that’s not for you drink, Alhamdulilah, that’s its for him to get used, to, Alhamdulilah,…or it will never start to trust you, Alhamdulilah…( as I am dying, Alhamdulilah, therefore I /we are telling you all, Alhamdulilah, i.e. if you daily didn’t do five times prayers, Alhamdulilah 2) read quran & hadith and rs.10 pocket prayers book, Alhamdulilah…than it wont trust your piss, Alhamdulilah…. Or else ( well since I/we were his first trainers, Alhamdulilah, ultimately Alhamdulilah, he will come looking for that smell, Alhamdulilah, in the after life, Alhamdulilah….cos a customer is customer, Alhamdulilah……and shut up, …….and do your home work…of school, / college / university, whatever……Alhamdulilah…
and we all think he is joking, Alhamdulilah……. And we should cyborg and universal soldiers, sometimes, Alhamdulilah (flicks/ movies, Alhamdulilah) after doing our Rs.10 prayer book h/ws, Alhamdulilah..
And father I/we wanted to see the Maps, Alhamdulilah, on the GPS, Alhamdulilah, navigational device, Alhamdulilah, The MapSuite , Map Info
And the whole Army of Anti-christ Boys, Alhamdulilah, Jammed our Gadgets, for thirty minutes and changed everything, inside, it, Alhamdulilah…” just by passing a Huge, Plane filled with “ powerful magnets, etc…” and we kept pondering , thinking, etc. Alhamdulilah, what ever happened, to our “ internet Generation Platoon , Alhamdulilah…and the holy father, Alhamdulilah, some fool cadet had some paper maps, with him, Alhamdulilah, and we were able to make it back safely, Alhamdulilah, …. And when the notty ( African cannibal boys, Alhamdulilah, ) started to surround us, Alhamdulilah, we had no time, for to open our computers and click to that Gay/ Sex ( JPEG, gif ) etc images, Alhamdulilah so as to divert their thoughts, alhamdulilah, and some foolish Cadet, Alhamdulilah, started to show them, { paper / printed } “ Adult magazines and the cannibal boys, Alhamdulilah, started to do those acts, Alhamdulilah, and we { wasting no time, Alhamdulilah} removed there and our clothes, alhamdulilah, and we jacked them off, Alhamdulilah, immeditealy, before they even can think of cannibalism, Alhamdulilah, and then we did to them that jack off ¾ times, Alhamdulilah, and that is how we saved our lives, Alhamdulilah…..and this is no joke, Alhamdulilah, this does to happen, Alhamdulilah, in Military life, Alhamdulilah, and a spur of a moment decision can save life, Alhamdulilah, and that fool, Alhamdulilah, always keeps his teeths brushed, Alhamdulilah, { and keeps a wood stick called Miswaq/k in his pocket, Alhamdulilah, when ever you [ enter a new domain/ territory/ zone/ jungle / town/as in movie commando/predator ]sense danger cadets, [ always make sure you { all team } does miswaq/k Alhamdulilah…{ that he ( a foolish cade) carried with him all the time,( all those paper printed magazines / book on every subjects, ) Alhamdulilah, and we all called him fool, etc, Alhamdulilah….. and Alhamdulilah, and offcourse father, Alhamdulilah, this is “ no trial, Alhamdulilah”, that is how we / you , all cadets have to work, Alhamdulilah, no matter what, Alhamdulilah…” and the cadet knew all about surgery, Alhamdulilah, and he had no tools, with him, Alhamdulilah…and this sixty year old fool country makes some of those tools ,Alhamdulilah…, etc etc etc… and sir here time of breakfast , Alhamdulilah….. “ the cafeteria has opened, here, Alhamdulilah,….11:00 am PST, Alhamdulilah…while corporations, inventory must me moving around toward retail stores, Alhamdulilah….
Geography Book, ……john wiley and sons, …H. J.de Blij / Peter O. Muller John Wiley and sons, ISBN: 0-471-40775-5, tenth Edition, and always keep plastic cutlery, Alhamdulilah cos it makes little noise, Alhamdulilah, when the boss is near etc, Alhamdulilah, and you never let the boss know, that you came or not, Alhamdulilah…and boys wear rubber soles, not heels, that make sound, Alhamdulilah, and the laptop / PDA dropped, Alhamdulilah, and the boss knew you came, Alhamdulilah, and that is why we keep/carry paper Textbooks, Alhamdulilah, and a school bag, Alhamdulilah, cos when the boss, asks, Alhamdulilah, where did you go, Alhamdulilah, we say, Alhamdulilah for the take class, Alhamdulilah…and we read, chemistry,/ maths,/ etc etc, Alhamdulilah, and the boss checks, the bag, Alhamdulilah, and, there were all sorts of school stuff in it, Alhamdulilah, and what is that PocketPC for, Alhamdulilah,… well { father / etc } they give some lessons on it too, Alhamdulilah…. Like paint brush, and ms words, etc….and we should know how to use Folder guard, etc…, cos we always cant keep a body guard, Alhamdulilah… and should know how to change the extension, Alhamdulilah, to important files, Alhamdulilah, while on a long travel, Alhmdulilah…etc etc etc…
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dsfdsf......: well noting special
dsfdsf......: Celebrity Bad Bosses
xyz......: oh yeah well u should know what u want to look for sexy lol
dsfdsf......: found the above article interesting
dsfdsf......: well offcourse, a nasty boss
dsfdsf......: who can train...well
xyz......: oh yeah do u have a nasty boss sexy
dsfdsf......: well many..
dsfdsf......: our world is full of....them but few are kind enough...
dsfdsf......: who can think " there is human inside that Robot type employee,
dsfdsf......: and ......... a wonderful ( amusing thing is ..... the boss have a cute website for us robot type employees....
dsfdsf......: Occupational Safety and Health Administration - OSHA HOME PAGE
OSHA is the main federal agency charged with the enforcement of safety and health legislation. OSHA is focusing on four strategies: 1) leadership; ...
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xyz......: im reading everything u are writing to me honey
dsfdsf......: do visit this website ok http://www.osha.gov/
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xyz......: yeah i will read that website sexy
dsfdsf......: and there is a Textbook they teach in Business Schools for our Bosses and Managers and for us employees called " Human Resource Management = HRM
dsfdsf......: in which you can find many such websites, ........ and.. these textbooks are available in many University Stores,
xyz......: well thats cool
xyz......: i will check that stuff out as soon as i get done with my e mail
xyz......: sorry this computer is slow today for some reason
dsfdsf......: and you should get one, .... when ever your boss messes with you, you can give /show him a bully eye... and the cat wont purr, again...
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Sadaq Allah ul Ali ul Azeem.
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