how many exits have this place,.......
Bismillah Ar Rehman Ar Rahim.
Celebrity Bad Bosses
how many exits have this place,.......etc etc etc ( always keep close to the emergecny exits and the doors Alhamdulilah, you never know when it strucks, Alhamdulilah, and ( ) donot ask questions, Alhamdulilah, ( and keep your pants close by, Alhamdulilah, with pocket filled with essentials, Alhamdulilah..
how many exits have this place,.......etc etc etc ( always keep close to the emergecny exits and the doors Alhamdulilah, you never know when it strucks, Alhamdulilah, and ( ) donot ask questions, Alhamdulilah, ( and keep your pants close by, Alhamdulilah, with pocket filled with essentials, Alhamdulilah.. and never leave a chance of doubt, Alhamdulilah, boss children want to be notty, Alhamdulilah…
You may think you have the worst boss in the Western Hemisphere, but if you’ve never had to dodge a cell phone, been fired over a breakfast pastry or had your work referred to as “a complete and utter mess,” you probably have it better than you realize. Consider the following celebrities, whose poor underlings withstood verbal and sometimes physical abuse and lived to tell about it:
Scott Rudin
The high-profile film producer, whose film credits include “The Queen,” “The
Royal Tenenbaums” and “The Firm,” is infamous for his hot temper and verbal
rants. The Wall Street Journal once claimed he has fired 250 personal
assistants, sometimes for offenses as minor as bringing him the wrong breakfast
muffin. (Rudin claimed the actual number is closer to 120; however, he
wasn’t counting those who didn’t survive his grueling two-week trial
period.) Despite Rudin’s reputation, however, being his personal
assistant remains one of the most coveted jobs among wannabe movie moguls.
Naomi Campbell
Campbell is to her
employees what fireworks are to the average person: If not handled carefully,
she may cause bodily harm. In early 2007, the British supermodel pleaded guilty
to misdemeanor assault for hitting her housekeeper with a cell phone over a
pair of missing jeans. Campbell insisted the
incident was an accident, but a history of similar events – including a 2000
guilty plea for assaulting a personal assistant on a movie set in 1998 –
indicates otherwise.
Simon Cowell
It’s no secret that the mastermind behind “American Idol” has notoriously high
standards, nor does he apologize for them. In fact, Cowell, who is known
for finding new and creative ways to insult everyone from contestants to “Idol”
host Ryan Seacrest, seems to relish his reputation as the judge everyone loves
to hate. And why not? After all, it is his famously prickly personality that
has helped make him a household name.
Al Capone
Alphonse “Al” Capone’s name is synonymous with organized
crime. He was as well-known for his involvement in illegal gambling,
bootlegging and prostitution as for his brutality. His own men were behind
1929’s infamous "St. Valentine's Day Massacre." In 1931, Capone
finally went to prison for income tax evasion and was released – ironically,
for good behavior – after serving eight years. Afterward, Capone retired to his
estate in Florida, where he
died in 1947 of heart failure.
Leona Helmsley
The recently-deceased Manhattan hotelier will
go down in history as the “Queen of Mean,” a nickname she earned as a result of
her erratic behavior and hasty firing of employees. After serving time
for tax evasion in 1989 (“Only the little people pay taxes,” was her infamous
defense), Helmsley again brushed with the law in 2004 when a court ordered her
to pay a former landscaper for breach of contract (Helmsley had abruptly fired
the man after finding out he was gay).
Gordon Ramsay
The hot-tempered (pun intended) host of “Hell’s Kitchen” could give Simon
Cowell a run for his money as the cruelest judge on TV. Neither holds
back when it comes to doling out criticism, but Ramsay steps it up a notch with
slightly more colorful language. In fact, his fondness for four-letter words is
matched only by Cowell’s fondness for tight black T-shirts.
Last Updated: Monday, October 22, 2007 - 11:52 AM
As the point of no return is arriving fast, Alhamdulilah, we would be requiring many such bosses like above , Alhamdulilah…
Sir there is Gut feeling inside, me Alhamdulilah, that we should always keep, paper cameras, always there , that is keep them manufacturing, Alhamdulilah, we cannot just trust, the digital age, Alhamdulilah, like the manual typewriter, the paper camera, has its own importance, (esp ) in, battle fields, Alhamdulilah…, your digital camera[ of internet Generation of 2008 above ), once, its memory of chip [ SD memory Card], gets hotter [ heat up above Centigrade/ Farenheit ] than, required can erase all the ( jpeg, gif, etc), but not the paper camera, and also [ a powerful Magnet used by another Army or Enemy can erase all the information on that Digital Camera too, Alhamdulilah] so the only camera we can trust during internet Generation 3rd world war is still the Paper camera, ( point to ponder, brainstorm, focus group) Alhamdulilah… ( see hellboy movie)
Minolta X-700
Olympus OM-30, May 1983, National Geographic ( back cover)
Pentax Super FX1 May 1983, National Geographic
Hasselblad May 1983, National Geographic
Nikon FM2 May 1983, National Geographic
Canon EOS 650 [ june 1987, vol 171, No.6]
Canon New FD300mm f/2.8 L [New F-1] Vol 163, No.1, January 1983 National Geographic
All the above cameras are the top of the line “ paper cameras,” of there time, Alhamdulilah, the manufacturing world cannont make better and more sophisticated “ paper cameras “ than them, Alhamdulilah, “ you see the scientist of those time, Alhamdulilah, put all there effort for that technology, that technology was the “ top of the line technology of that time, Alhamdulilah…”, “ now we can never make a brand like that, Alhamdulilah ‘ cos children today are now only familiar with “ digital technology’ and they read in textbooks, only “ about only digital computer stuff,/ etc, and they don’t know nothing about how “ how they make a hand made “ violin, Guitar, a paper camera” “ and the hand made Rolls Royce, Alhamdulilah..”” and{ point to ponder,brain storm, focus group, i.e. exactly father “ a fabulous collection should always be kept, Alhamdulilah..” “ you never know when to use, it, Alhamdulilah…..offcourse , and in my fathers office there is very old Clock, Alhamdulilah, that you wind with hand, Alhamdulilah, which is better than a { nickel cadmium battery in such internet generation digital war, Alhamdulilah,)
And the Rs 10. ( paper) pocket praryer book is better than the e-book, than, Alhamdulilah..
And don’t mind this, Alhamdulilah, what if the boys, like to jack off, during war time in the field being on duty for over six months, Alhamdulilah, than they cant take the whole PDA / pocket PC, Alhamdulilah, in the Toilet with “ essential information on it, Alhamdulilah, and they somehow during hot shower, with soapy hands dropped that and etc etc.etc… than the Paper Adult magazine or plastic paper Adult magazine is better than, Alhamdulilah, …. And what if you like to read lying down “ a detective paper novel, or some articles of paper fortune magazine, Alhamdulilah, well no human or school boy would like to hold a PDA or Laptop…” well that’s an awkward ergonomic position, Alhamdulilah… a paper Book is always a paper book, Alhamdulilah, and “ organic Paper, is better than , virtual paper, Alhamdulilah… cos you can mix the “ organic paper with water, Alhamdulilah, and can eat it too, Alhamdulilah, in times of “ need, Alhamdulilah…” can be used as bread for butter, Alhamdulilah…. And is the most/ best camouflage for a student with bag pack to cross the boder with , Alhamdulilah…..” “ and the Soldier on the border says, Alhamdulilah, “ would you sir show me that bag, Alhamdulilah” “ and you had to give him your laptop, Alhamdulilah, with essential info on it, Alhamdulilah, cos, he was too bully, Alhamdulilah…and etc etc etc… and during the war, the street boys, Alhamdulilah were not after the soldier, Alhamdulilah, whom they { killed etc} they were “ amazed, Alhamdulilah, they wanted to know, what that fool was wearing, Alhamdulilah, i.e. his gadgets, Alhamdulilah, such is the condition { educational condition ) of youths of starved Africa, Alhamdulilah, “ and they broke the whole gadget with a stone, Alhamdulilah, to look inside it, Alhamdulilah, and whne they found nothing, Alhamdulilah, in hunger, Alhamdulilah… than cannibals are cannibals, Alhamdulilah, the search team, only found the rags, Alhamdulilah, and some broken gadgets, Alhamdulilah…
And same is the case with digital photocopiers, Alhamdulilah, once some fool, took a powerful magnet over the digital Screen [ of the mobile phone type screen, the whole mobile phone gets gone, Alhamdulilah…]
And same with these watches, G-Shock, or citizen [ june 1987, vol 171, No.6] National Geographic, once a powerful magnet passes over [ a Aeroplane full of powerful magnets, Alhmadulilah….] the whole platoon, Alhamdulilah, the whole system Jams, the whole communication network jams for that minute, Alhamdulilah…etc etc etc…, Alhamdulilah, but not the manual type writer, nor the paper camera, not the manual photo copier..
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shut up and let him watch this, only few images, Alhamdulilah, not all, Alhamdulilah… don’t put your ( soldiers) foot ( knees on the ground, Alhamdulilah, ) unless you have foam pads( brainstorm , focus groups etc), Alhamdulilah…not leather ( brainstorm, focus groups etc ) / ok etc..…, Alhamdulilah), or it will detect, you, Alhamdulilah…and do not move/walk indoors, without wearing slippers, Alhamdulilah…and make sure you remain shaved head, Alhamdulilah, ( when the head hair grow to the size of rice grain, Alhamdulilah, have it shaved, Alhamdulilah, one strand of hair, Alhamdulilah can cost you your life, Alhamdulilah…and never let your sweat be left on your face, Alhamdulilah, within nano-seconds remove it with cloth only, Alhamdulilah…. And don’t wear watches, Alhamdulilah, its motor / battery can let you be detected, Alhamdulilah…your watch is your ( plastic water NR/ pet bottle you carry,Alhamdulilah, and i/we assume, Alhamdulilah, that it will remain filled at all times, Alhamdulilah, or else no one ( cadets/ mates ) will be responsible for your death, Alhamdulilah…, you will have exactly two minutes, Alhamdulilah, any one without the water/softdrink/H2O plastic bottle may leave the door now, Alhamdulilah…the port will be open for ten seconds only, Alhamdulilah…and than it will be Alhamdulilah, upto, up cadets, Alhamdulilah,…make sure your laptops/ gadgets are powered on, Alhamdulilah…only power light should be open, Alhamdulilah…donot wear “ Night vision” Alhamdulilah,…unless “told, Alhamdulilah…”” now you understand, Alhamdulilah, what the problem is, Alhamdulilah…we have 40 hours of battery life for laptops, Alhamdulilah, but two hours of water ( H2O) Alhamdulilah…( point to ponder, Alhamdulilah) ( and may be we should try to open the Nasal chamber of this Rhizoplasty case, Alhamdulilah, may be he comes back from this deep deep novel, Alhamdulilah..) and what are the surgeons, for, Alhamdulilah…..and do piss in water bottles, Alhamdulilah, and don’t throw them away keep it with you, All times, Alhamdulilah, cos that’s not for you drink, Alhamdulilah, that’s its for him to get used, to, Alhamdulilah,…or it will never start to trust you, Alhamdulilah…( as I am dying, Alhamdulilah, therefore I /we are telling you all, Alhamdulilah, i.e. if you daily didn’t do five times prayers, Alhamdulilah 2) read quran & hadith and rs.10 pocket prayers book, Alhamdulilah…than it wont trust your piss, Alhamdulilah…. Or else ( well since I/we were his first trainers, Alhamdulilah, ultimately Alhamdulilah, he will come looking for that smell, Alhamdulilah, in the after life, Alhamdulilah….cos a customer is customer, Alhamdulilah……and shut up, …….and do your home work…of school, / college / university, whatever……Alhamdulilah…
and we all think he is joking, Alhamdulilah……. And we should cyborg and universal soldiers, sometimes, Alhamdulilah (flicks/ movies, Alhamdulilah) after doing our Rs.10 prayer book h/ws, Alhamdulilah..
And father I/we wanted to see the Maps, Alhamdulilah, on the GPS, Alhamdulilah, navigational device, Alhamdulilah, The MapSuite , Map Info
And the whole Army of Anti-christ Boys, Alhamdulilah, Jammed our Gadgets, for thirty minutes and changed everything, inside, it, Alhamdulilah…” just by passing a Huge, Plane filled with “ powerful magnets, etc…” and we kept pondering , thinking, etc. Alhamdulilah, what ever happened, to our “ internet Generation Platoon , Alhamdulilah…and the holy father, Alhamdulilah, some fool cadet had some paper maps, with him, Alhamdulilah, and we were able to make it back safely, Alhamdulilah, …. And when the notty ( African cannibal boys, Alhamdulilah, ) started to surround us, Alhamdulilah, we had no time, for to open our computers and click to that Gay/ Sex ( JPEG, gif ) etc images, Alhamdulilah so as to divert their thoughts, alhamdulilah, and some foolish Cadet, Alhamdulilah, started to show them, { paper / printed } “ Adult magazines and the cannibal boys, Alhamdulilah, started to do those acts, Alhamdulilah, and we { wasting no time, Alhamdulilah} removed there and our clothes, alhamdulilah, and we jacked them off, Alhamdulilah, immeditealy, before they even can think of cannibalism, Alhamdulilah, and then we did to them that jack off ¾ times, Alhamdulilah, and that is how we saved our lives, Alhamdulilah…..and this is no joke, Alhamdulilah, this does to happen, Alhamdulilah, in Military life, Alhamdulilah, and a spur of a moment decision can save life, Alhamdulilah, and that fool, Alhamdulilah, always keeps his teeths brushed, Alhamdulilah, { and keeps a wood stick called Miswaq/k in his pocket, Alhamdulilah, when ever you [ enter a new domain/ territory/ zone/ jungle / town/as in movie commando/predator ]sense danger cadets, [ always make sure you { all team } does miswaq/k Alhamdulilah…{ that he ( a foolish cade) carried with him all the time,( all those paper printed magazines / book on every subjects, ) Alhamdulilah, and we all called him fool, etc, Alhamdulilah….. and Alhamdulilah, and offcourse father, Alhamdulilah, this is “ no trial, Alhamdulilah”, that is how we / you , all cadets have to work, Alhamdulilah, no matter what, Alhamdulilah…” and the cadet knew all about surgery, Alhamdulilah, and he had no tools, with him, Alhamdulilah…and this sixty year old fool country makes some of those tools ,Alhamdulilah…, etc etc etc… and sir here time of breakfast , Alhamdulilah….. “ the cafeteria has opened, here, Alhamdulilah,….11:00 am PST, Alhamdulilah…while corporations, inventory must me moving around toward retail stores, Alhamdulilah….
Geography Book, ……john wiley and sons, …H. J.de Blij / Peter O. Muller John Wiley and sons, ISBN: 0-471-40775-5, tenth Edition, and always keep plastic cutlery, Alhamdulilah cos it makes little noise, Alhamdulilah, when the boss is near etc, Alhamdulilah, and you never let the boss know, that you came or not, Alhamdulilah…and boys wear rubber soles, not heels, that make sound, Alhamdulilah, and the laptop / PDA dropped, Alhamdulilah, and the boss knew you came, Alhamdulilah, and that is why we keep/carry paper Textbooks, Alhamdulilah, and a school bag, Alhamdulilah, cos when the boss, asks, Alhamdulilah, where did you go, Alhamdulilah, we say, Alhamdulilah for the take class, Alhamdulilah…and we read, chemistry,/ maths,/ etc etc, Alhamdulilah, and the boss checks, the bag, Alhamdulilah, and, there were all sorts of school stuff in it, Alhamdulilah, and what is that PocketPC for, Alhamdulilah,… well { father / etc } they give some lessons on it too, Alhamdulilah…. Like paint brush, and ms words, etc….and we should know how to use Folder guard, etc…, cos we always cant keep a body guard, Alhamdulilah… and should know how to change the extension, Alhamdulilah, to important files, Alhamdulilah, while on a long travel, Alhmdulilah…etc etc etc…
And you see how the fool ( and his team survived, Alhamdulilah) and Alhamdulilah,….., while the other soldiers teams…. were food to the cannibals, Alhmadulilah, cos the fool ( and there team all carried the whole mobile { paper book}school, with them, Alhamdulilah, when the { Cannibal boys, started to act, very notty and showed the cannibal behaviour, Again, Alhamdulilah, ) the team( never touched there wine inventory, Alhamdulilah, and they had the empty water plastic bottles with them,Alhamdulilah, in which, they kept their piss, Alhamdulilah, the ( gave them wine+ piss+ petrol + water etc) and let them get drunk, Alhamdulilah, and than they started beating those ( cannibals who were weak with mastribution, Alhamdulilah, and opend the book of ABCD… etc….Alhamdulilah,…and every day onwards they teached them, from ABCD to alphabets and than then the whole tribe learnt to read the National Geographic, Alhamdulilah, and saw there own ancestors in them, Alhamdulilah… and while the Cannibal boys were sleeping, Alhamdulilah…the team hid there, wepons in, deep dug graves, Alhamdulilah…)…and then the team would always pray there five times prayers on time, Alhamdulilah, and before that, Alhamdulilah…they made sure, Alhamdulilah, that the cannibal boys, have there doze of mastribution, Alhamdulilah, so that they don’t get, that ….etc…Alhamdulilah…and than the team showed them the picuture of the lion/ tiger/ bird/ cow/ etc… in national Geographic ( paper printed, magazine,Alhamdulilah, and told them, go and hunt that, Alhamdulilah, and that all of us shall have the food, Alhamdulilah…) and in the mean time, Alhamdulilah, they were also teaching them the Arabic Qaida, ( Alif, Ba, Ta , Etc.).. and they made them learn the whole of the, …..Qaida,Alhamdulilah… whom today we call, Al-Qaida, Alhamdulilah…..and than the fool, Alhamdulilah, always kept the Rs. 10,. Pocket prayer Book, Alhamdulilah, and than his students…started to learn, things by themselves, Alhmadulilah…., the ones( selected few, Alhamdulilah) who were smart, Alhamdulilah, the ( boss/ Mil boss/es), Alhamdulilah, showed them the real treasure in there boxes, that they carried, Alhamdulilah, ( cos the Mil / boss was too old and sick, Alhamdulilah, ….so he showed them the two Books, Alhamdulilah, in his Chest, Alhamdulilah, i.e. ( the Paper Quran & Paper seven books of Hadith, Alhamdulilah, of which he had only one copy, Alhamdulilah…and that which he reffered daily at night, Alhamdulilah, when all the students would / sleep, Alhamdulilah, and he knew, Alhamdulilah, one/ two boys, were understanding the fatherly/ proffesorly sprit of the boss, Alhmadulilah, so he started to train them, during night, Alhamdulilah, with Tahajudd, Alhamdulilah, and the Quran & Hadith ( translation, Alhamdulilah) and then he ( boss) started trusting the (selected few, Alhamdulilah,….who always kept an eye on the chest, Alhamdulilah..) and would refer on there own authority those books, Alhamdulilah, and as they got trained, Alhamdulilah, one/ many days during the prayers the boss would let the select few to lead one of the prayers, of the one of the five prayers, Alhamdulilah, and out of the five prayers, Alhamdulilah, the boss, would only lead one prayer, Alhamdulilah, daily, that is how he saved his energy, Alhamdulilah, and when boys, got more ill, ( and had more work on the mind, Alhamdulilah, ) he told the boys, Alhamdulilah, to look after the ( prayer place themselves, Alhamdulilah….cos he have to go for, some business, Alhamdulilah, than the few selected ( trusted boys, Alhamdulilah, whom the God trust, Alhamdulilah, ) than one day( dark night, Alhamdulilah), in privacy they dug the, the weapons they had kept, Alhamdulilah…and than ( during the night they wasted no time, Alhamdulilah, the smart ones, and the boss, were already prepared for the journey, Alhamdulilah, the boss just told the boys to hold the { light ones, and keep the heavy ones remain dug, Alhmadulilah… [ brain storm , etc] and than they moved on, with the filled water bottles / food supplies, etc…and the, boys were smart enough, Alhamdulilah, while traveling he kept them teaching how to use, them, Alhamdulilah, and..none of them touched the food supplies, ( during journey, Alhamdulilah, and when ever they did they had the wooden stick= miswaq ) Etc,… Alhamdulilah, all would slept, without thinking, Alhamdulilah, as they have read the Rs.10 pocket prayer book, Alhamdulilah, [ cos than God/ Allah gives security, Alhamdulilah, why worry, Alhamdulilah, and than God wakes them, before any thing happens, Alhamdulilah,] well they reached the border, Alhamdulilah, since the boss was white, Alhamdulilah, and the boys, were, not, Alhamdulilah…][ he told the Educated white/Asian guards, Alhamdulilah, that they were his trained cadets, Alhamdulilah, and let them wait in waiting room, Alhamdulilah, and than he orederd his [ white boss,Alhamdulilah to keep them in a cell for, some days, Alhamdulilah, and than he wrote the whole report/ blog, Alhamdulilah, and the boss/es understood, Alhamdulilah, and sent a relief team [ Educated trained white/ asian Cadets / doctor / school / church/ mosque missionaries/ computers/ ] to those Areas where, he still some trained cadets, Alhamdulilah, who, were accompanied by, the { selected few cadets, that the white boss, has trained himself, Alhamdulilah… and that is who the whole African town [Got Educated, got Civilized, Alhamdulilah…understood,] with not only the school / church,etc…but some few mosque’s, etc…and some hospitals, temples and Bhudda, too, Alhamdulilah….and the cannibals forgot everything, Alhamdulilah…….and the fool was smartest, Alhamdulilah,…..why…cos he knew, Alhamdulilah, his wood/ metal chest/ box filled with paper books, etc, Alhamdulilah,… does have a battery life, greater than forty hours, Alhamdulilah, and he knew, Alhamdulilah, he will not a find power source, Alhamdulilah, in the middle of the jungle, Alhamdulilah….and even the nimco he eats, is mixed with his…( piss etc), so that when ever some cannibal shows him that eye, Alhamdulilah, he gives them some of it, Alhamdulilah….and they have wine factories there in Africa, Alhamdulilah….and lots of Gadgets, Alhamdulilah, and power generating sources, Alhamdulilah….and…your Boss, Alhamdulilah, a few minutes ago, Alhamdulilah, recited on Computer, Alhamdulilah, this surah, Alhamadulilah, Surah Rehman ( 55) Alhamdulilah.. and we all should get hand on this CD, Alhamdulilah.. www.alim.org to read the translation, Alhamdulilah…and esp, version 4.51, Alhamdulilah…. ( which only selected fools shall keep, Alhamdulilah, cos it has the power of search, Alhamdulilah..)…and we never let the sisters shout/ make noise/ or have fun / during the university,…visit…, Alhamdulilah………and we have so, much of it …in one single CD, Alhamdulilah….and the forty hours laptop battery,….and the whole of the CD, ….gets useless, Alhamdulilah,…and the paper books, were, useful than,…, Alhamdulilah, during the third world war, Alhamdulilah….and some ( Educated )fool gets hand on that forty hour battery Rugged (military) laptop,Alhamdulilah, and never connects it to the, internet, Alhamdulilah, and has all the ( plans, Alhamdulilah…etc etc.etc..
Quran Quran in Arabic & Recitation Quran Comparison & Recitation A. Yusuf Ali Quran Translation and Commentary M. Pickthall Quran Translation Quran Transliteration Maududi Surah Introductions ISL Quran Subjects A. Yusuf Ali Quran Subjects
Hadith & Fiqh Sahih Al-Bukhari Hadith and Subjects Sahih Muslim Hadith (Abridged) Al-Muwatta Hadith and Subjects Al-Tirmidhi Hadith (Abridged) Sunan of Abu-Dawood (Abridged) Fiqh-us-Sunnah and Subjects Hadith Qudsi Prophet Muhammad's Last Sermon
And we should thank Allah, by reading the, translation of that surah, Alhamdulilah, and what, and the power went down, here, Alhamdulilah( time for load shedding, Alhamdulilah,…time for training, Alhamdulilah, learn to survive without your internet generation tools/ gadgets,Alhamdulilah, and the fool/s was/were smart, Alhamdulilah, they kept turning the printed paper books/ textbooks/ magazines, Alhamdulilah, while the other boys, Alhamdulilah, had big big dinners, Alhamdulilah, and slept /slept etc, Alhamdulilah, and the fool, slept on the tree reading a paper magazine, Alhamdulilah, while the lions/ tigers etc, had there share, Alhamdulilah…and his paper,…books/etc were, safe, Alhamdulilah, he came down dressed himself in locals, Alhamdulilah, and started teaching them ABCD, etc, Alhamdulilah,…and taught them how to make a Toilet, Alhamdulilah, ( so he gets privacy for thinking, Alhamdulilah..cos if they saw his [ tool] etc, while doing toilet, etc, Alhamdulilah…than he would be history, Alhamdulilah, [ the first thing the student made with him was toilet, and lines of drain, Alhamdulilah, to the near by canal/ sea, / etc…that is why always keep mechanic boys, around, Alhamdulilah, in there national dress, called T-shirt, pants, Alhamdulilah, { on few occasions do we wear Jeans, Alhamdulilah}……and we should never, fear, Alhamdulilah, [ forget the past, Alhamdulilah, see the present, Alhamdulilah, there are lots of textbooks,/ computers/ softwares/ mosque h/ws to worry about, Alhamdulilah, and shites, have to do many such h/ws, Alhamdulilah…
A. Yusuf Ali Quran Translation and Commentary M. Pickthall Quran Translation Quran…….. and was Sir M. Pickthall was not a christen, Alhamdulilah…and why the whole world,Alhamdulilah, trust’s his translation, Alhamdulilah, well English Grammar is correct, Alhamdulilah, and we can still make mistakes, Alhamdulilah…, that is why never mess with Bosses, Alhamdulilah…… and we forgot all that porty trainging, Alhamdulilah in that ( plastic porty tub when we were one year old, Alhamdulilah, that plastic tub here is called “Balti”, Alhamdulilah… which we use to wash ourselves for putting H2O in it, Alhamdulilah…and it wont get dirty, if you wash it thoroughly three time with water, Alhamdulilah….still useable, Alhamdulilah, and who ever must have wrote this book, Alhamdulilah, must have a reson, Alhamdulilah….., Alhamdulilah…
And many of the metal chests / boxes full of ( mil ) Books, Alhamdulilah, which were given to me/ us for a reason, are being given by no.2, Alhamdulilah, to a, neighbor still in this block, Alhamdulilah, and the holy father, should better, repeat the Advertisement of some branded (consumer eatable ) product, Alhamdulilah, instead of ..etc etc etc..and good boys should always listen to School Textbooks, subjects, Alhamdulilah, ( instead of Reading Magic/ Hacker/ palmistry, etc textbooks, Alhamdulilah….always submit your School/ university / computer assignments on the blogs for the first world father to review and check, Alhamdulilah…[ what you just said father…..Alhamdulilah….on the computer recitation , Alhamdulilah…we don’t know what father said, Alhamdulilah, we don’t know how to translate, Alhamdulilah…must be some angry words, Alhamdulilah..{chapter…para 29 }we always change dresses, Alhamdulilah…( etc etc etc..sometimes christen, sometimes muslim, etc etc etc…what ever the condition requires, Alhamdulilah, that is how mil works, Alhamdulilah, sometimes waiter/ door opner, sometimes the manager, Alhamdulilah..in some hotel/ café, etc, Alhamdulilah…)
And I/we ate a lot of ( beef etc), Alhamdulilah, so keep kneel down, Alhaduliliah, and write/type the whole newspaper, Alhamdulilah…no fool( type the whole chemistry/ Business school textbook, and don’t touch those magazines, Alhamdulilah, unless you get tired, Alhamdulilah…than you can give a few quotes from them, Alhamdulilah…and we never learn electronics, Alhamdulilah, when there are so many disposable/ replaceable tools gadgets in the markets, Alhamdulilah, why try learning to fix gadgets, Alhamdulilah, its better to save your pocket money, Alhamdulilah, and buy a new upgraded computer, Alhamdulilah, cos uncle would be requiring new blogs, Alhamdulilah, by September this year, Alhamdulilah, and no one has time to fool around with tools, Alhamdulilah, etc….
And who wrote this (Text ) book [The Encylopedia of Islam {NEWEDITION} prepared by a number of leading orientalists, Editied by an Editorial committee consisting of H.A.R.GIBB, J.H.KRAMERS, E. LEVI-PROVENCAL,J.SCHACHT, etc……under the Patronage of The International Union of Academies Vol. I to V, Publisher: London LUZAC & Co… LEIDEN, E.J.BRILL 1960, printed in Netherlands, etc…i/we assume, Alhamdulilah, that in those, times, Alhamdulilah, there was no ISBN, Alhamdulilah… and Page XVI, P.506(a)…..what ever…..they are such old friends, Alhamdulilah….etc etc etc…] and we keep the book back in its place, Alhamdulilah, and we have body Scanners on all the doors, Alhamdulilah, esp on the windows, Alhamdulilah….etc etc etc…and we get that neighborly chest too, somehow, Alhamdulilah..for some future reasons, Alhamdulilah, and why is Armour for, Alhamdulilah, to show some bully eyes, Alhamdulilah…son i/we are talking about another one, Alhamdulilah..ok..the ( parent knows about, Alhamdulilah ok etc etc etc)… ], Alhmdulilah, must be [ professor of this time, Alhamdulilah, etc…cannot write in these times, a book written with such delicate effort, Alhamdudlilah, even the paper/ the font/ the paper finishing/ the delicate printing/ the English used, Alhamdulilah…/ the terminology/ the knowledge of those professors, Alhamdulilah, / actually there real [ eye] vision, Alhamdulilah, can never be got from the [ virtual scanned edition of this book, Alhamdulilah…an Art Collection, Alhamdulilah, indeed, Alhamdulilah… place for this book is the Shelf, Alhamdulilah… [ the heavier it is, Alhamdulilah, the more you respect it, Alhamdulilah…go and get a stroll of www.loc.gov , Alhamdulilah,…very few, understand, Alhamdulilah, the true understanding of paper printed books, Alhamdulilah… every word has its own importance, Alhamdulilah, who know how to do thorough readings, Alhamdulilah, and have fog index, Alhamdulilah, understand, Alhamdulilah, what is written in Business communication Book, of Murphy, Alhamdulilah… ]
And make sure, Alhamdulilah the blog writer, Alhamdulilah does, not fall /fell down, Alhamdulilah, those who love books/ textbooks, Alhamdulilah never let it, fall, Alhamdulilah, they never sit on it, Alhamdulilah, and there ( school boys) flag, during battles, that they hold, Alhamdulilah, is still ( Textbooks, Alhamdulilah), while others fight, Alhamdulilah, ( school boys, keep reading there textbooks, Alhamdulilah,)…yes sir, you fought well, Alhamdulilah, you should be called Sir, Alhamdulilah, and when they make more noise or shout, etc….Alhamdulilah, than we call them { commander, Alhamdulilah, and when they still don’t get, satisfied, Alhamdulilah, then sir, you are Knight, Alhamdulilah, and have a happy night, Alhamdulilah, there is your wine/ beer/ vodoka, Alhamdulilah, …and…[ don’t interfere in the morning, Alhamdulilah…. You have broken the law by touching our sister/s, Alhamdulilah,…. Etc. …. And…while we do our school textbooks, homework, Alhamdulilah…we will check later, Alhamdulilah, what mess he created, Alhamdulilah….for the time being who wrote this book, Alhamdulilah….[ make sure hacker you give the hyperlink, Alhamdulilah..within the document, Alhamdulilah…] [ and we wont let him fall, Alhamdulilah, one who does not sits, on books, Alhamdulilah….the west respects them as professors, Alhamdulilah…and here in this sixty year old country, ..etc etc etc.. and who send/types the message, of one commander of fleet to the other commander on the HQ, Alhamdulilah,… they call him typist, Alhamdulilah,,…through whose eyes the dictation/ note / passes through, Alhamudulilah….some are found on boats etc…Alhamdulilah….the Navigator, etc [ the Navigation tool is/was still is in my fathers cupboard, etc…Alhamdulilah..] the ok boss what ever you, say, Alhamdulilah… I/we cannot fight you, Alhamdulilah, you still are stronger, than us, Alhamdulilah…[ every one has some ability over other, Alhamdulilah, that makes him superior on others, Alhamdulilah, i.e. why, Alhamdulilah, no one, messes with the present governor of California, Alhamdulilah… as at January 20, 2008, Alhamdulilah…etc etc etc…can be a boss to some Corporation, too, Alhamdulilah, and. There is your plastic porty training tool, Alhamdulilah…we are sure boys in third world will do there school/ etc h/w on time, Alhamdulilah…and when you get tired, Alhamdulilah, you can use the chair, Alhamdulilah, other wise keep kneeling down, Alhamdulilah…..and make sure you wear belts, Alhamdulilah, cos the pant (will) fall/s down, Alhamdulilah, and make sure you have pants of all waist sizes, Alhamdulilah, …etc and open the window for fresh air/sunlight etc…and keep it covered with… a , Alhamdulilah…and when the work gets done, Alhamdulilah, you may let the others see, Alhamdulilah, the fool is still enjoying internet, Alhamdulilah…
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The persons/( bob cuts, etc..) etc…. above must be some fool like the Authors of this book, below, Alhamdulilah…
The original owner of this book, Alhamdulilah, whom I/we ( parent) got this book from, Alhamdulialh…was a …former employee of the British Embassy,Alhamdulilah, in U.K, Alhamdulilah…( and he died here, Alhamdulilah, ……and he was one of our mentors/ etc…Alhamdulilah,…and I/we are still working on his, files, Alhamdulilah, how he …died, Alhamdulilah…and who filed /submitted his passport /documents to the government there, Alhamdulilah…the owner of the law firm, Alhamdulilah….and they boys here, Alhamdulilah, still has other books of him here, Alhamdulilah…we want to know, Alhamdulilah, where his smoke pipe went, away, Alhamdulilah…etc..like that of our paternal grandfathers, Ivory[elephant tusk]. handle dagger, Alhamdulilah, etc…and on the leather jacket of it was a logo, Alhamdulilah, that ….was closer to the spear of Ram, Alhamdulilah, and who took it away from my cupboard hidden place, Alhamdulilah….No.2, etc…Alhamdulilah…..and the dictionary, he [school boy/s] has still have it, Alhamdulilah…never keep the weapons, Alhamdulilah, [ but that one has some special importance, Alhamdulilah, original Mfg..tool, Alhamdulilah.. ) The Encyclopedia of Islam {NEWEDITION} prepared by a number of leading orientalists, Editied by an Editorial committee consisting of H.A.R.GIBB, J.H.KRAMERS, E. LEVI-PROVENCAL,J.SCHACHT, etc……under the Patronage of The International Union of Academies Vol. I to V, Publisher: London LUZAC & Co… LEIDEN, E.J.BRILL 1960, printed in Netherlands,
And among the books in that metal chest, Alhamdulilah, that parents know, About, Alhamdulilah, is….etc..was a book, somewhere here( short history of Mankind, Alhamdulilah, ) the original owners of that chest/s Alhamdulilah, still live in Canada, Alhamdulilah, and they can ( being the relatives, Alhamdulilah, to that neighbor in this block, Alhamdulilah, ) force them ( to give those books for a review, Alhamdulilah, and they will give the books on every cost, Alhamdulilah, why well the owner of that books, Alhamdulilah, was a armed force, personnel, Alhamdulilah…so etc etc etc.. ) cos they are not my property either, Alhamdulilah….( neither are these books, Alhamdulilah, and these books, Alhamdulilah, are not either my fathers property, Alhamdulilah, father must have bought them from some old book seller, Alhamdulilah,…so the original owner, must be some where outside in the firstworld, Alhamdulilah, and i/we ( being bell boys, Alhamdulilah ) are looking for the original owners, Alhamdulilah…before the father leaves this world, Alhamdulilah, and don’t ask, Alhamdulilah, [ the Raddi-walla,= old items reseller cart person, Alhamdulilah, he loves to sell these kinds of books for free, Alhamdulilah, and sometime they tore or use it for winter nights to stay away from cold, Alhamdulilah… this much book sense is here, Alhamdulilah… and may be you have the list to some of the books, Alhamdulilah…sir this block, Alhamdulilah, is full of boys/ womens, Alhamdulilah, who don’t want to read ( English / university Textbooks, Alhamdulilah….why, from the Raddi-walla,= old items reseller cart person,) I/we bought two books, Alhamdulilah, for around & above a dollar, Alhamdulilah, one…a oxford Dictionary ( at law firm, Alhamdulilah) other ( Merck Manual eleventh edition, published by, Merck Sharp & Dohme Research Laboratories, 1966, Library of congress , catalog card number: 1-31760, first printing June 1966) and I /we don’t know why the doc, is so lazy, Alhamdulilah……and we always keep the books in shelf,Alhamdulilah, this book has no use for me, Alhamdulilah, and the doc ??????is ( being lazy, Alhamdulilah)…
And the boy/s from stone age/ ice age, still remember there lessons, Alhamdulilah, of how to make, copper tools, Alhamdulilah, and how to hunt etc etc etc, and what to wear if there are no clothes, Alhamdulilah, animal skin, Alhmadulilah, children of darwains ancestors, Alhamdulilah, [ iceman =movie, a chilling cold, scientific horror,Alhamdulilah, ] etc etc etc….
And who wrote these books, Alhamdulilah…A short History of the Saracens , Author: Ameer Ali, Syed,
Good texture for the cloth print in the factory, Alhamdulilah… and what …. Etc etc etc…and we/they will be soon have a day, on which we burn candles and bring a cake, Alhamdulilah….and we wear funny caps, Alhamdulilah…and how senior they will get, Alhamdulilah….and etc etc etc…
And the mosques geyser was not working, Alhamdulilah, in winter, Alhmadulilah, and so its better to pray at home, Alhamdulilah, even if you are Imam or son, of Imam, Alhamdulilah…cos if ( educated professional boys earning four/ five/six/etc figure incomes cant fix that, Alhamdulilah, than we are fools better, Alhamdulilah….
And fools, national dress is pant shirt, Alhamdulilah, etc…and scarf when the boys, tries to be notty, Alhamdulilah, and boys turban days are gone, Allhamdulilah…cos in Africa, they are starving, Alhamdulilah, that women has to purchase water, Alhamdulilah, and we can do prayers in pants, Alhamdulilah, on which some of our piss drops are there, Alhamdulilah…that is how we work in ( armed forces, Alhamdulilah, eat what is in front, Alhamdulilah, no, eat, veges ok, Alhamdulilah, or eat less, Alhamdulilah{ brain storm etc, water mixed with leaves, Alhamdulilah, soup of meat, with no/few meat in it, Alhamdulilah…and than, wood stick/= miswaq/k…etc..[ brain strom etc.. }….
Yet without money, Ethiopians are doing anything to survive. A woman named Nafisa takes firewood to the market to sell so that she will have money to buy drinking water for her children.
And when, they ask, Alhamdulilah, its compulsory for imam to perform his five prayers, at mosque, Alhamdulilah, and not to see ( bad images on internet, etc, Alhamdulilah) just show( refer them ) this page, 621, Alhamdulilah,…of Nationaal Geographic, May 1983, Alhamdulilah, tell them, boss, Alhamdulilah, you should see this too, Alhamdulilah…..etc etc.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article2739926.ece
and if the Shariah boys, Alhamdulilah, try to lash you, Alhamdulilah, just tell them, Alhamdulilah, that tigers/ and lions, Cubs, Alhamdulilah, when they grow, old, Alhamdulilah, they love lots and lots of beef/ mutton/ and human beef too, Alhamdulilah…. And our [ grandfather loves to shoot, a lion, Alhamdulilah, who has some hours ago, eaten a cannibal, Alhamdulilah, esp, someone from Africa, Alhamdulilah…and we [Whites, of first world etc] keep that/those lions, for some time, Alhamdulilah, and let it have cubs, Alhamdulilah…and our Negro Cook/ chef, /Maids etc….. Alhamdulilah , serves us the Steak/ etc. .. of that… lion, / tiger, etc…and we keep growing that cubs, Alhamdulilah, whenever a servant shows us eyes, Alhamdulilah, we feed him to the cats, Alhamdulilah, and he forgets all about the lashes, Alhamdulilah,….and you should visit our national parks, for that, Alhamdulilah…etc etc etc…and make sure you don’t open the car windows, Alhamdulilah…ok…hope you understand, Alhamdulilah…. Why this Educational tool i.e.= computer , like the printed paper Textbooks, Alhamdulilah, is important for Africa, Alhamdulilah…and we always pardon the theifs, Alhamdulilah, and put him a jail= cabin full of textbooks, computers/ softwares CDs’ and a teacher who teaches them ABCD, Alhamdulilah, and soon he, realizes, Alhamdulilah, what his favourite school subjects are, aptitude/ interest our in his life, Alhamdulilah…..and if there are consumer industries/ factories, in Africa, Alhamdulilah, he than finds himself a job, Alhamdulilah…and mom are mom’s, Alhamudlilah, who shall put food on her dinner/ lunch table, Alhamdulilah, her son/s, Alhamdulilah, and some sons, Alhamdulilah, went to first world, long time ago on ships, as etc etc, Alhamdulilah, and they are very educated now, Alhamdulilah, in first world, Alhamdulilah, and what ( well moma is calling them, to come here, Alhamdulilah, in five minutes, Alhamdulilah, and the son’s always (used to ) listen to the fat ( parents,), Alhamdulilah,………………. And they should pay a visit, Alhamdulilah, to this site, too, Alhamdulilah…. To see their brothers/ sisters / ancestors, etc……
http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/01/25/africa.famine/
and boys in the first world should ( in free time do prayers, too, Alhamdulilah…that is how in the third world sixty year old countries, relieve there tension depression, etc,, after reading lots of Textbooks, computer, etc…Alhamdulilah…and let some smart boys, Alhamdulilah, of OIC, also, worry about, Alhamdulilah….these matters, too, Alhamdulilah, they have the, resources, Alhamdulilah, etc,…and should be fed on time, Alhamdulilah, in the capital and this block too, Alhamdulilah cos the toilet is still 1500/- yard away, Alhamdulilah, and there is no cobller / no hairdresser/ no part time jobs, Alhamdulilah and the disabled is disabled, Alhamdulilah, ..and how to earn when he cant get tools of his trade [ computer accessories on wholesale rates here, ] well his trade, is only Education & Training, Alhamdulilah…he/they has no time for, those installations, Alhamdulilah, [ As Allah wills, Alhamdulilah, his/they work is to change the channels, Alhamdulilah, when ever they see someone trying not to play the eight school subjects game, Alhamdulilah, [ want to act according to school of thoughts, ok, Alhamdulilah] other wise there is the dinner table, Alhamdulilah, TV box, etc. Alhamdulilah, go enjoy, Alhamdulilah, ..cos everyone picks his own garbage, Alhamdulilah…no body has time from school h/w’s etc, Alhamdulilah, the teacher/s want the c/w h/w copy’s in the morning, Alhamdulilah, and no body would like to get some bad remarks, Alhamdulilah, and ...)
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article2739926.ece
The bleak verdict on the environment was issued as an “urgent call for action” by the United Nations Environment Programme, which said that the “point of no return” was fast approaching.
And the profit or loss are not allowed to marry, every one, Alhmadulilah, they are only allowed to marry someone, Alhamdulilah, who is a scholar by proffesion, Alhamdulilah, and if any enterpreunurail ( first world dame/s etc), wants to show us/ they boys some tricks, Alhamdulilah, than the cadets, boys of first world, etc…, Alhamdulilah, have some thing for them on, lunch/ dinner etc, Alhamdulilah, something they called ( Rotten fruits, and Veges, Alhamdulilah,…we hope the Modles/ and graphs, Alhamdulilah, would not like to have there figures, more slimmed, Alhamdulilah, cos these boys, Alhamdulilah, there stomach/etc, Alhamdulilah, 24/7 365 days, etc…remains, muttering, Alhamdulilah, and you must have seen them Alhamdulilah, how they eat the leftovers of the cats/etc…, Alhamdulilah, that is how, they keep white cats, away, Alhamdulilah, once they see there food plates, Alhamdulilah, they promise, Alhamdulilah, never to come back, Alhamdulilah… and than if the local boys, Alhamdulilah, would do, vomiting, after seeing there food, Alhamdulilah, than don’t ask ..etc etc. etc… that is how, the public here treats, them, Alhamdulilah….woow what training,Alhamdulilah…( later to meet the ancestors, Alhamdulilah, first, the locals, Alhamdulilah, should pay some homage, Alhamdulilah, to the gov of California, Alhamdulilah, about the ( wonderful loving blocks are these, Alhamdulilah, few knows the name of the trees in the houses of neighbors, Alhamdulilah….etc… etc, and what does that fruit call, Alhamdulilah, and wow look up, Alhamdulilah, another, ballon, Alhamdulilah, must be someones birthday, Alhamdulilah, and pup what they fill in those ballons, Alhamdulilah, that they fly so high, Alhamdulilah, later son, Alhamdulilah, go ask some one else, Alhamdulilah, all were sure the etc etc etc.. would not know, Alhamdulilah, so…read the Textbooks/ yourselves, and www.howstuffworks.com etc…Alhamdulilah.. ) Alhamdulilah,
And we still have ( brothers who spend there time in wrestling rings, Alhamdulilah, for local dames, etc…Alhamdulilah, and the fool must have been, Alhamdulilah, from a background of 4kplus (200/- etc)house, Alhamdulilah….( who had lots and lots of time and resources to put his creative / effort and sprit of religion to use, Alhamdulilah, must be heck of a hecker, Alhamdulilah, and corporation, Alhamdulilah, love to have there hands, Alhamdulilah, on such fools, Alhamdulilah, to pay the utility bills, Alhamdulilah, for trekking, and tracing the Art design, Alhamdulilah, and the print out, Alhamdulilah, on the plotter was fine, sir, Alhamdulilah, … then who will redesign the [ whole block/s and Africa, and the new capital , Alhamdulilah, offcourse the boys, Alhamdulilah, who love to play with promoting internet Scams, Alhamdulilah…etc., Alhamdulilah………and we never know and we always let the father/s get angry, Alhamdulilah,….and do what ever thegy say, Alhamdulilah…and boss is always right, Alhamdulilah, the ill persons, Alhamdulilah, should pay little homage to the mosque’s/etc Alhamdulilah…etc etc etc…and if you are rhizocase, Alhamdulilah…, Alhamdulilah,…
and if the dames/ etc still insist, Alhamdulilah….put this in front of them, Alhamdulilah,..esp the dried one, Alhamdulilah, and keep eating infront of them, Alhamdulilah, and tell them, Alhamdulilah…the both ( both same age boys, Alhamdulilah,…etc..etc. etc..) person/s Alhamdulilah, are, HIV case, Alhamdulilah…so we should better pick them up,Alhamdulilah…someone from from the above deptt etc etc etc… the both boy/s, must be positive, Alhamdulilah, cos both not gaining weight, Alhamdulilah and have no bucks for test’s Alhamdulilah, and don’t you know/see, Alhamdulilah, one of them eats/ lives, alone, Alhamdulilah, cos he/they both are very old patients, Alhamdulilah, and this one /etc must/should be shifted, Alhamdulilah…, so that the germ/ virus whatever it is, Alhamdulilah, does not spread more, Alhamdulilah…and why does he Alhamdulilah, only eats veges/ fruits etc, Alhamdulilah, and little ( beef etc, ), Alhamdulilah, must have been near the death bed, Alhamdulilah,…and certainly should be shifted, Alhamdulilah…and the family does correct, Alhamdulilah, ..that not to eat with him, Alhamdulilah,..etc… and if he/they were allright, Alhamdulilah, they would have been earning/have their, Assets/ etc,Alhamdulilah, and why the fool, Alhamdulilah, always forget to wears hats of mosques, etc even on streets, etc,Alhamdulilah…that don’t worry we shall give the house new servants, Alhamdulilah, and we have observed, Alhamdulilah, that the fool /s etc keep ( latrine ) in bottles, Alhamdulilah, …and in that library, Alhamdulilah, you can, smell etc etc etc…, they sit / , Alhamdulilah….and its better to keep fool/s…..where they belong, Alhamdulilah, i.e. [ the resting place, Alhamdulilah, Also called the grave, Alhamdulilah…and we will do that [ leave no trace, Alhamdulilah… ]at a private palce,Alhamdulilah… etc etc etc and that’s all for this hour, Alhamdulilah, and we will back, After a while, Again, Alhamdulilah…and if necessary, Alhamdulilah,… the boys/s were suspect, too, Alhamdulilah…the diagnosis / test confirms, they are, Alhamdulilah…the doctor himself took there blood tests and and he took it to furst world,etc… Alhamdulilah, and they reports are positive, Alhamdulilah..…………and this one/both…etc shoupd…be laid to …rest forever, Alhamdulilah….they / aer
and we can take the tears later, Alhamdulilah, cos the fool was using the …..the unpaid internet provided by the……..and had no, funds,Alhamdulilah, for his own, Alhamdulilah, and he/etc/both, must be doing foolish things, on it, Alhamdulilah, and……….. time for lunch, Alhamdulilah…and for some time for church, Alhamdulilah…etc, Alhamdulilah…and boss, don’t worry, Alhamdulilah, not even the first world, will put hands on you, Alhamdulilah, why, boss while boys were/are bugging other privacies, Alhamdulilah, with there Internet age, gadgets, Alhamdulilah, I/we were/are still daily ( kept seeing them bug, Alhamdulilah, ) and sir/s you have sent one of your brother, Alhamdulilah, on my sand, Alhamdulilah, whom the call the ….night planet, Alhamdulilah, and make sure not to send one on my brother, the day planet, hope you understand, Alhamdulilah, why rockets land on me, Alhamdulilah, and …the brother, felt some shudders, Alhamdulilah, and heard something too, Alhamdulilah, and why do you/they keep drinking so much H2O , Alhamdulilah, well nevermind, Alhamdulilah, we will think, Alhamdulilah ( how to type this thick, Textbooks, Alhamdulilah, when ever, boys like us try to be smart, Alhamdulilah,) and ….etc etc. etc…and….if you kill no.2,Alhamdulilah, …I /we shall feed all the scholars, Alhamdulilah, on his plates, Alhamdulilah…if you don’t like the person, Alhamdulilah, say so, Alhamdulilah, but remember history repeats itself, Alhamdulilah, and you scholars can be that cat, Alhamdulilah, and don’t tell Big Moma, Alhamdulilah, where you hid that diamond, Alhamdulilah, and sometimes it better to forget, h/w { your ideas/ your thoughts, etc, Alhamdulilah, when its time for prayers, Alhamdulilah, and always keep the wood stick in your pockets, Alhamdulilah, and you will remember, Alhamdulilah….and never go to the conferences, Alhamdulilah, you wont be able to take so much notes, Alhamdulilah, instead stay home, Alhamdulilah, and read the 500 plus, magazines, on your tables, Alhamdulilah, who has time, Alhamdulilah, to listen to one, speaker, Alhamdulilah, and in a indoor room, Alhamdulilah, and this place, has 4/5 doors Alhamdulilah, you can run away when ever you like, Alhamdulilah, esp when the ( quakes strikes, Alhamdulilah, who shall open the door, Alhamdulilah, and all scientist in one room, Alhamdulilah, and this tiny door, Alhamdulilah,…and you can hear the road/ traffic,/ indoor too, / have fresh air too, Alhamdulilah, / and all the scientist made that one CD, called windows, Alhamdulilah, and on it, you can read the thoughts of every scientist, Alhamdulilah, why meet them in person, Alhamdulilah, when you meet many at mosque/church/ temple/ etc… etc, Alhamdulilah, and never, raise your head, Alhamdulilah, and keep, reading, Alhamdulilah,…and all the scientist have wrote this book, called Visions, Author: Michio Kaku, and we should always pray on time, Alhamdulilah, that is how we detect problems around in our surrounding, Alhamdulilah, and who shall feed the scientist, emerging in the third world internet generation, Alhamdulilah, some body, some (first world s) corporations, Alhamdulilah, have to look to this fact too, Alhamdulilah… cos many are wasting there talents, Alhamdulilah, due to no access to ( foreing printed magazines, Alhamdulilah, ) and, we only keep those, magazines only at few places, Alhamdulilah, as the ones who are smart, Alhamdulilah, they find it themselves, Alhamdulilah, but ( girls are girls, Alhamdulilah, they cant reach every market, etc, Alhamdulilah, and what if they wanted to have that title, Alhamdulilah, and the brother brought the one he liked, Alhamdulilah, and they should have there own market, Alhamdulilah, so that boys, don’t interfere, Alhamdulilah, ( brain storm, focus groups, etc.)…cos girls are more talented than boys, here, Alhamdulilah, ….. and 2000/- yards, Alhamdulilah, still have door/ gate, 1500/- yard away, Alhamdulilah, and what if the bell rings, Alhamdulilah, and there is no servant, Alhamdulilah, and the relative wants to be dropped, to his/ her…house, Alhamdulilah, and the school boys have to ..etc etc etc…..may be we are, Alhamdulilah, that is why we lie, Alhamdulilah, esp when the boss is saying so much truth, Alhamdulilah, in front of the whole etc…and we should learn to lie too, Alhamdulilah, and to learn the power of saying “ No”, too the boss, Alhamdulilah, when he gives us his choice, of, topic of research, Alhamdulilah, cos we are scientists, Alhamdulilah, we do, ( research on the topics, Alhamdulilah, we think are important for the welfare of the society, Alhamdulilah, and the consumer industry is required, Alhamdulilah, every where, Alhamdulilah, for to control the public, Alhamdulilah, or they get out of control, Alhamdulilah, and our weapons are not / for that job, Alhamdulilah, they are for give a lash to those, Alhamdulilah, who donot run/ operate the consumer factory correctly, Alhamdulilah, according to school/ university Textbooks, Alhamdulilah, ….and there are many such Business school Textbooks, Alhamdulilah, and they have many many ( business specific websites, Alhamdulilah, not surfed by business school students, Alhamdulilah, in there lives, Alhamdulilah, and there are ( Proffesionals of other Universtity Subjects too, Alhamdulilah, all (few) are wasting time having fun, Alhamdulilah… and the mechanic boys, Alhamdulilah, they wont even understand the Hybrid/ or electric, Etc… and a well versed tech, Alhamdulilah, could not repair the faul t of the digital cam i/we gave, Alhamdulilah, and what if you are in the ( battle filed, ) will you throw that away, Alhamdulilah…( a manual one would be better than , Alhamdulilah, )…. we should ( and if you don’t mind sir, Alhamdulilah) and chapter 7, Personal DNA codes, pg 139, Visions, Author: Michio kaku, OUP, … ISBN: 0192880187, Edition, 1998, ….Alhamdulilah… may be true you never know, Alhamdulilah, father keep lying all the time, Alhamdulilah…you should never lend an ear to him, Alhamdulilah, lets go shopping, Alhamdulilah, and father, Alhamdulilah, leave a tape for us, too, Alhamdulilah, we will listen to that/ etc later, Alhamdulilah,.. and what, man i/we don’t have pinnacle TV, we cant record the show, Alhamdulilah, so better listen to it live, Alhamdulilah, well never mind, Alhamdulilah…
bio fuels
biomolecular tech
syenthetic eng
chromo
carbon neutral world, ( nanocarbons etc) etc etc etc..
we should clap, Alhamdulilah and read this too, Alhamdulilah,…
M. Pickthall Quran Translation
Surah Ar-Rahman Ruku 1 Surah 55
Madina (97) 78 Ayahs
3 Rukus
and all of us scientist should listen to the boss, Alhamdulilah, you never know who is paying for the Cable TV, Alhamdulilah, and you never, know, Alhamdulilah, if this TV Device / Box…etc….Accessory is FCC approved or not, Alhamdulilah,….may be or may be not, Alhamdulilah…and we should not, try to …. Record, what the boss says, Alhamdulilah, ….sometimes we should, Alhamdulilah…. Cos may be the boss must have done some grammatical error, Alhamdulilah, during the speech, Alhamdulilah, and we being Editors, Alhamdulilah, should let the boss know, Alhamdulilah, there was none, Alhamdulilah, as we always lie, Alhamdulilah, cos boss is boss, Alhamdulilah, and when the first world boss, says, Alhamdulilah, Shut up, Alhamdulilah, we always do, that, Alhamdulilah, ( we don’t ponder than, Alhamdulilah, we take the remote control of the TV box, Alhamdulilah, and we shut the voice up, Alhamdulilah, that is how the marketing department /s work, Alhamdulilah, we are elders, Alhamdulilah, its for the teenage young boys, Alhamdulilah, to get, etc etc etc..that is how to differentiate, between plastic and iron, Alhamdulilah, ( Educated / & non-educated, Alhamdulilah) ( common sense vs non-sense, Alhamdulilah, ) { daily school etc doing h/w … vs those who don’t, Alhamdulilah.)… ( and always thank Allah, Alhamdulilah, ….etc etc etc…and I/we promise sir, Alhamdulilah, that all of us, Alhamdulilah, even the scholars, Alhamdulilah, and first world cadets/scientist’ s , , Alhamdulilah, all are fundamentalist’s to the, roots, Alhamdulilah, cos, we all, Alhamdulilah, drank the same Milk, Alhamdulilah, who came from the same fundamental root, Alhamdulilah, whom the Bhudda/ Hindustan, Alhamdulilah, call the “ the Mother Cow, Alhamdulilah,” and we all, have to submit to the orders/ & commands, that our mothers, gives, Alhamdulilah,…… Alhamdulilah, cos, we all scientist/ Scholars, Alhamdulilah, would not have been in this world, Alhamdulilah, if our mother ( cow), Alhamdulilah, did not have given birth to, Alhamdulilah, and we all listen to our father/s, too, Alhamdulilah, ……..when ever he gives us some order/s, Alhamdulilah, … cos without fathers , we should not have,….etc etc etc…or else how are we going to punish the child, Alhamdulilah, if he commits some scam, Alhamdulilah, and how shall we trace his family tree, and what if that fool ( ) started to keep a bunch of ( lab created harem, Alhamdulilah,), how than shall you, solve that case, Alhamdulilah, beyond the yellow tape, Alhamdulilah,….. ( we only work in that Global Textbook language, and the computer recitation is as important as that, Alhamdulilah, )…etc etc etc……. …..all forget touch speed…etc etc..etc.. …. And what if the new boss is ( lab boy, Alhmdulilah)…… ( point to ponder, Alhamdulilah, well we will never let him know, Alhamdulilah, and we keep the Textbooks,/ computers/ and School infront of him, Alhamdulilah, and we will tell him the truth, Alhamdulilah, and science progress never stops, Alhamdulilah, you have to adjust with change, Alhamdulilah, and we take every challenge, Alhamdulilah, we never step back, Alhamdulilah, whatever, comes, comes from the will of God, Alhamdulilah, and all scientists are not fools, Alhamdulilah, that they are working on the same lines/ thoughts, Alhamdulilah, the Globe is working on it, Alhamdulilah, not few, Alhamdulilah, and nothing is useless (someone said, Alhamdulilah, every thing comes for a reason, Alhamdulilah, nothing is useless, Alhamdulilah, you have to find its real use, Alhamdulilah, keep looking keep searching, Alhamdulilah….never throw, even a barn of wheat ( bristle) , Alhamdulilah, and Umar ( r ) Said, Alhamdulilah, God why was I not a bristle, Alhamdulilah, you never know when that bristle comes for your help, Alhamdulilah, if you keep it / pick it, Alhamdulilah, with a good intention, Alhamdulilah, and to use, it, Alhamdulilah, for the welfare of the economy/ and planet, Alhamdulilah, only when it is required, ( )Alhamdulilah, and celebrity, Alhamdulilah, if you got (hiv), Alhamdulilah, who will than trace the ( HGP) genome of that ( cloned fool Alhamdulilah) who has no ( inherited history, Alhamdulilah) ( than blame the lab/ etc, Alhamdulilah, and it will be closed by morning, Alhamdulilah, and a new sign board, Alhamdulilah, bankrupt so now we don’t know where they go, new staff/ new management, Alhamdulilah, and mr. Neo, Alhamdulilah, you are late again, Alhamdulilah,..etc etc etc…and who was magnet in X-men, Alhamdulilah, must have some reason, to be friends with the old boss, Alhamdulilah, and now why don’t they show Star Trek here, again, Alhamdulilah, and that new Internet generation requires some of those lessons, Alhamdulilah, ( flash, kojak, narnia, etc etc etc ), to find new talents, Alhamdulilah,….and new…( h/w’s for the new generation, Alhamdulilah, )….what about…..the boys, Alhamdulilah, who saw the old shows, Alhamdulilah ( xfiles/ knight rider/ highwayman, etc…., Alhamdulilah, do we have some ( work /nimco,..…for those non-internet generation of white collar school boys, Alhamdulilah…may be, Alhamdulilah, you never know, Alhamdulilah, may be the FDA, approve this, foolish, thing called nimco, Alhamdulilah, etc etc.etc… and what , well the Red Bulls and NFL, boys, Alhamdulilah, the played well this summer, Alhamdulilah… wow what a Sunday night match, Alhamdulilah, pop come on, Alhamdulilah, the guy scored a home, Alhamdulilah…and where are the popcorns and the drinks, Alhamdulilah, you promised, Alhamdulilah, come on pop, show some sportsman sprit, Alhamdulilah, ok, ok, you drink that now, Alhamdulilah, I/we have brushed our teeths, Alhamdulilah, you go on enjoy, Alhamdulilah, and make sure you close the TV, Alhamdulilah, and close the TV, when you will go, Alhamdulilah, and you are almost a teenager, Alhamdulilah, and you should learn some ( boys lessons too, Alhamdulilah, keep, surfing the channels, and don’t spend so much time on ( metropolitan channels too much, Alhamdulilah) cos than you will wake up for, school, Alhamdulilah, and may be or may be not, Alhamdulilah, we may let you go, Alhamdulilah ( we will have to see how much weak you are, Alhamdulilah, ), its better to fool around on the streets, Alhamdulilah, learn to jack off,too, Alhamdulilah, son in Armed force life, Alhamdulilah, this is the only tool, available, Alhamdulilah, when conditions, get out of hand, Alhamdulilah, in the corporate enviornoment, Alhamdulilah, and you always have the toilet etc available, Alhamdulilah…and keep the mulitivitamins in your bag, Alhamdulilah, you never know when to use, it, Alhamdulilah, and you are a muslim/ jew/ bhuddist etc, Alhamdulilah, don’t trust your teacher/ preacher/ or any one, Alhamdulilah, the Tablet you ate was made by scientists, / scholars from Al-chemist to, modern age, Age, Alhamdulilah, who all read, Alhamdulilah all the four holy books, Alhamdulilah,..and ( the holy books are upgraded versions Alhamdulilah, like the Pentium 3 to Pentium 4, Alhamdulilah,) and ( all prophets, were brothers, Alhamdulilah, and on David came Torah etc, on Moses etc (???) and on Jesus came ( bible) and on Prophet Muhammad (P.B.U.H.) was given the Quran, Alhamdulilah, also called Koran, Alhamdulilah, and the (compiled version of all the four holy books, Alhamdulilah,)..also called the new version/ or edition of HRM Author: willam Heinrich, publisher: why should I tell, Alhamdulilah, read your own edition, Alhamdulilah, why mine, Alhamdulilah…( please edit that/this..ok, Alhamdulilah…)... after Quran, / Koran is called the HRM (Human Resource Management) Textbook, Alhamdulilah, which encompasses all the four Holy Books, Alhamdulilah,…and if you have some problem, Alhamdulilah……than…. www.prenhall.com www.mhhe.com and don’t visit this site ( that you are about to be told, Alhamdulilah ).., Alhamdulilah, this is entirely for the corporate professional boys, Alhamdulilah, (…and when you shall, inshallah, pass the Business school, Alhamdulilah, than you should visit it more often, Alhamdulilah…. http://www.osha.gov/ only Global security boys visit these and the underage school children, Alhamdulilah, who don’t know, Alhamdulilah, what these terminologies are for, Alhamdulilah, ….and…we never fight on the time of prayers, Alhamdulilah, and certainly not after dark, Alhamdulilah, that is how we all than can save energy, Alhamdulilah, to rebuild Africa Alhamdulilah…inshallah, Alhamdulilah, Allah-hum-ma-Ameen, Alhamdulilah…son (Scholars / scientists etc) listen, Alhamdulilah, one thing for, clear,Alhamdulilah, in the Armed forces life, Alhamdulilah, or ( or in the good old soldier life, Alhamdulilah, ) there is no room for doubts, Alhamdulilah, and certainly not for foolish Questions, Alhamdulilah, ( why you kept this bottle of latrine, etc, why you at in the toilet / mosque, etc, Alhamdulilah, why you took the bottle to bathroom, etc, Alhamdulilah, or etc etc etc…and why you prayed in pants that were dirty, Alhamdulilah, well boss, there aer no pockets, Alhamdulilah, in our national dress ( pants, Alhamdulilah) and then where to keep our ( wood stick / financial resources/ pocket book, Alhamdulilah, and how to piss in standing WC’s, etc….toilets, Alhamdulilah, and you cannot run in national dress certainly on these streets, Alhamdulilah, or all will call you fool, Alhamdulilah, school dress (casual college/etc dress )…is the best dress, Alhamdulilah, and you can go (audit)in that dress any where, Alhamdulilah, even corporations, Alhamdulilah, even mosque, etc etc etc,…Alhamdulilah, and father ( first world ), Alhamdulilah, I/we don’t know, Alhamdulilah, who was /were /are the original owners of these/ keyboards/ displays/ computers/ etc etc etc, Alhamdulilah, and who ever was the owner of that printer, Alhamdulilah, must be very angry, Alhamdulilah, how many prints, ………. And who will …pay all the utility bills etc, Alhamdulilah… and where did my original drum ( of the cartridge go, Alhamdulilah), I /we see you up there, Alhamdulilah,… ok use, it, Alhamdulilah, but make sure, Alhamdulilah, the ( foolish doc, again, Alhamdulilah, does not plug it, Alhamdulilah, into 220, Volts, Alhamdulilah, first he plugged your( his) brand new computer into 110 volts, Alhamdulilah and you never know, Alhamdulilah, …. How….etc etc.etc… and tell me what is the common element, Alhamdulilah, in both of these experiments, Alhamdulilah, Osmosis, Alhamdulilah, and in Photosynthesis, Alhamdulilah, ( your domain your concern, Alhamdulilah, etc etc etc) and H2O, Alhamdulilah, and diffusion cannot take place, without, molecules, Alhamdulilah, and ( boss) we also used to belive on superstion, Alhamdulilah, and we still do, Alhamdulilah ( leave one single prayer, Alhamdulilah or a days prayers, Alhamdulilah, and you become superstious, Alhamdulilah, and than you will ask yourself, Alhamdulilah, why did the cat, Alhamdulilah, crossed / passed under the ladder, Alhamdulilah, ( a OUP book, Alhamdulilah, lesson, Alhamdulilah maybe/ Alhamdulilah, you cant keep all the books with yourself, Alhamdulilah,…and that is why you should not trust your memory, only, Alhamdulilah, i.e. SD memory, Alhamdulilah, always keep paper books, Around, Alhamdulilah, you never know, Alhamdulilah, when to keep a handy gas lamp, Alhamdulilah, whose battery life, Alhamdulilah, is more than one month, Alhamdulilah, and the gas is available somewhere, Alhamdulilah, etc…) and why don’t the have moneybox/ charity box in all mosques, Alhamdulilah, ( do the old boys, think, Alhamdulilah, they can support the mosque/s etc themselves, Alhamdulilah… maybe / maybe not, Alhamdulilah…( public mosque’s, Alhamdulilah, etc etc etc…..) and no one is rival to the other, Alhamdulilah, ( if someone is not reading / studying his Textbooks, Alhamdulilah, of school/ University etc, Alhamdulilah, than …he/etc.. should read textbooks, Alhamdulilah, or else don’t theft the eye/vison h/w’s of other school boys, Alhamdulilah, and they think that the news channels, Alhamdulilah, only give the commentary of one continent, Alhamdulilah, and NEWS, Alhamdulilah, ( North, West, Etc etc….Alhamdulilah…..and boys think, Alhamdulilah ( what is the formula of Interia, Alhamdulilah, and what ……..where solvent, solute, distance, speed,
and when are we going to do our homeworks, Alhamdulilah, viscosity, Surface tension, Solid state, Crystal Arrangements, Melting Fusion, Avogadros number, Emperical formula, vapour pressure, first law of thermodynamics, Sigma and Pi bond, Alhamdulilah, law of Covalent bonds, Alhamdulilah, Electronic Configuration, Alhamdulilah, oxidation, Buffers, PH scale, Alhamdulilah, and ( who is going to Review them Alhmadulilah, the old fathers, Alhamdulilah,…who only want to do one subject h/w , Alhamdulilah, Theroy of Ionization, Alhamdulilah,…for such fathers,. Alhamdulilah, if they don’t do there h/w’s Alhamdulilah, and what is our, National Anthem, Alhamdulilah, we all the sixty year old country, Alhamdulilah, should review that, Alhamdulilah….and tell me boys, Alhamdulilah, at shoalin etc, Alhamdulilah…what is geometric mean, Quartiles, Deciles, and Percentiles, Alhamdulilah…..well ….ok… lets read some Quotations from Chairman Mao TSE-TUNG, Alhamdulilah…Foreign Languages Press Peking 1967, first Edition 1966/ second 1967, Alhamdulilah, Printed in Peoples Republic of China, Alhamdulilah…and the boss was smart, Alhamdulilah…1050-491-00077, 1-E-734Pc,…( ????)..well the boss said,Alhamdulilah… “Grasp firmily” pg 111, learn to play the piano, Pg 110, once an armed force begins to “ keep house” for itself, encroachments upon the property of the people seldom or never occur. As the army and the people exchange labor and help each other in ( Consumer industry ) production, the friendship between them is strengthened. Pg 191, The army in the Liberated Areas must support the government and cherish the people, …..pg 154, for over twenty years our Party has carried on mass work every day, ……. ( and we still does not rest, Alhamdulilah, and we still work hard like horses, Alhamdulilah, and this sixty year old country should take some (constructive ) lessons, Boys here, think, Alhamdulilah, that computers grows on trees, Alhamdulilah, and there ( white collar parents,) earn (….etc etc. etc..)…and we should save / for rainy day/s too, Alhamdulilah, …..and not eat all the time, Alhamdulilah….etc etc etc..Alhamdulilah, Pg 122 , Class Struggle, the struggle for production and scientific experiment are the three great revolutionary movements for building a great mighty socialist country. …(pg40), and what if the ( father had not collected these books, Alhamdulilah, etc etc etc… and this book, Alhamdulilah, ……was published in 1945, Alhamdulilah, and tell me for sure, Alhamdulilah, who were the civil engineers behind the ( civil engineering Map, of this/these 2K yard Block/s, Alhamdulilah, and many like these, Alhamdulilah,…and who allowed houses, Alhamdulilah, to be …bigger than 200/-yards ( brain storm/ focus groups etc etc)…the book title is : Better Homes, Author: Mabel A.Needham & Ann G.Strong, Publisher: Geofrey Cumberlege Oxford university Press Amen House, London EC4, (Indian Branch), first published, in 1945, Reprinted 1947,1951, Printed in India, ( keep trying to find that book there, Alhamdulilah, and you wont get the copy, Alhamdulilah…in the Library, well….did you….go and tell the boss, Alhamdulilah, you don’t have, Alhamdulilah…keep looking and you wont find the bottle too either…., Alhamdulilah……and we sleep with the book, i/we know you have it, Alhamdulilah, …we were just……..etc etc..etc….etc…no we trust you, Alhamdulilah, but not the un-closed door, Alhamdulilah,…you never know who…passes by, etc etc etc…. Alhamdulilah…and I /we had two (cats) friends tonight, Alhamdulilah, so we left them home,
Alhamdulilah, to fight eachother, Alhamdulilah, and we remained out, All night drinking…. (H2O, Alhamdulilah…but first world is first world, Alhamdulilah, . boses understand, Alhamdulilah….etc etc etc… ) Alhamdulilah…and profit and losses ( and both..are…fools…Alhamdulilah…) are not allowed to touch the cats, Alhamdulilah, before the h/ws’s Alhamdulilah…and we should take some notes, Alhamdulilah..
Table of Contents:
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Section 1: The House
i. The House in General
ii. Ventilating the house [ don’t Ask]
iii. The Water supply [ wow the Geyser stopped working again]
iv. Household cleaning [ don’t ask parents/kids spend all day,…doing that, on weekends etc]
v. Germs, Insects and Pests [ every one is… Alhamdulilah.]
vi. The compound [ this is only thing left, Alhamdulilah, play all day, Alhamdulilah, and mother never asks, Alhamdulilah, that did you go outside the compound or not, Alhamdulilah, there is Street too, shops too, etc etc, this is not Roman Holiday, etc, Alhamdulilah…]
vii. Waste Matter and Sanitation [ every week the Drain …, Alhamdulilah…etc]
viii. The Business of the Household, [ who is on the door, Alhamdulilah, sir i/we are from the waste management Agency, Alhamdulilah, ok Hellboy, ]
ix. The Work of the Household [ three meals, a day, have some rest, walk around/ gossip, and than sleep, Alhamdulilah..]
Section II: Clothing
x. Fibers and their Manufacturing into Cloth, [ when children don’t know about polymers, Alhamdulilah, than what are you talking about the Assembly line jobs, Alhamdulilah]
xi. Cloth and Clothing [ wear what ever gifts you get, Alhamdulilah]
xii. Laundry work [ well everyone learns it with time, Alhamdulilah, don’t we all wash our handkerchiefs, Alhamdulilah…all prince/ etc are like that, Alhamdulilah….]
Section III: Health in the Home
xiii. How health may be maintained [ see the condition of planet / and Africa, Alhamdulilah, something like that, Alhamdulilah…]
xiv. Care of the Infants and Young Children, [leave indoor only, Alhamdulilah, and keep doors closed, Alhamdulilah, many cats around, Alhamdulilah…]
xv. General Home Nursing [ Male Attendants here, Alhamdulilah, working 24/7 x 365 x 30 years etc, Alhamdulilah…]
xvi. Food and Nutrion [ well that is certainly not our line or profession, Alhamdulilah]
xvii. Food for the Family [ go to market and fetch the weekly grocery etc, Alhamdulilah, and dump in the house, Alhamdulilah, and …etc etc .etc…]
xviii. Cookery [ many around, Alhamdulilah, some under training, Alhamdulilah]
xix. Protein Foods and Beverages [ when school kids cant afford the Juice packets, Alhamdulilah, in the whole country, Alhamdulilah, than you have Egg/ and eat the fruits, Alhamdulilah, why take headache to go to shop and get juice/ eat two fruits a day, Alhamdulilah, and remain happy, Alhamdulilah…]
xx. Preserving food, Alhamdulilah [ keep the popcorns/ biscuits ready, Alhamdulilah, ]
xxi. The Kitchen [ Mom, John is again touching beef / etc, Alhamdulilah, you told him to eat Veges, Alhamdulilah, and again he is having a cheese/ plus etc etc etc…]
Appendix: Additional Recipes [ moms domain, Alhamdulilah]
Index : [ fathers domain, Alhamdulilah][ and not again, Alhamdulilah…ok may be later, Alhamdulilah…] [what will life be in the future, Alhamdulilah. Artificial life, Alhamdulilah…decipher the HGP, Craig Ventor, (s e ), profile later, Alhamdulilah, but war teaches, many thing, Alhamdulilah, that you cant learn on seats, Alhamdulilah…[ DNA driven world], Alhamdulilah…[Genomics ] [willing to change/ to adjust with time, Alhamdulilah…and this is not my field, Alhamdulilah…[ have to worry about many subjects, Alhamdulilah….
We keep doing school h/w while keeping our ears open, A Short History of the Saracen, Author: Ameer Ali Syed, P.C, CIE, LLD, DL. [ or no one will trust you, Alhamdulilah] Publisher: Macmillan & Co Ltd 1953, New York ST Martins Press, first Edition 1889, Printed in Great Britain. Pg 127 2nd Para, someones Regime, Alhamdulilah.. pg 193, The Water Supply of Damascus, pg 287, pg 427, pg 523, 2nd para ……………..the idol of the soldiery.
You cant, do any thing, Alhamdulilah, [ this/these kid/s has/have all the data, Alhamdulilah… try try and try, Alhamdulilah…you all are wasting time keeping them both ( school boys ) here, Alhamdulilah… they are the root of all problem, Alhamdulilah, change is evident, Alhamdulilah, and so does this family [ block/s etc] requires change, Alhamdulilah…[why do the switch jobs, Alhamdulilah, to get progress/ growth, Alhamdulilah, and here, same old routine, Alhamdulilah, same faces,/ same walls for thirty plus years etc…, Alhamdulilah…you keep a cat with gorilla, Alhamdulilah[ go check some volume of National Geographic, and you will find one, Alhamdulilah…such is the condition, here, Alhamdulilah…[keep educated with those who don’t want to study at all, Alhamdulilah, results, in…you keep correcting things, Alhamdulilah, and the unmanageable house, Alhamdulilah,…is the fundamental problem, Alhamdulilah, to everyone present in this house and in this block, Alhamdulilah, boys are looking for part time jobs, Alhamdulilah, and at the end of day no pocket money in wallets, Alhamdulilah…as always accept gift, Alhamdulilah, and thank you God, Alhamdulilah, we have cricket Grounds, like Lords, Alhamdulilah…cos, everyone in the block, Alhamdulilah, acts like one, Alhamdulilah, with no school sense, and we only trust the Land line, ( After God) Alhamdulilah, cos tortoise is better than the Rabbit, Alhamdulilah at times, Alhamdulilah…and boss we drink [ both, Alhamdulilah, coke /pepsi, etc, ..ok bring two, Alhamdulilah, and some French fries, too, Alhamdulilah…and when you are in battle, Alhamdulilah, never say no, Alhamdulilah, what ever may come, Alhamdulilah…and keep the wood stick { miswak/q, esp in pockets, Alhamdulilah, you never know,
Alhamdulilah, that you have to drop the Generals .etc…to the place as told, Alhamdulilah…etc etc etc..] [and when we are near our end of the day, Alhamdulilah, we always {have chances} tend to do mistakes, Alhamdulialh, and moms keep the ( sweets away), Alhamdulilah….
History of the Arabs [ what were there any, Alhamdulilah…] Author: Philip K.Hitti, fifth Edition, Publisher: London Macmillan & Co. Ltd, 1953, first edition 1937, printed in Great Britain, pg 135, pg 162, 38, 103, 215, 262,311, 359, 449,599, 699, 745, printed by R. & R, Clark { superman/s wana save some more, Alhamdulilah….let us think boss, Alhamdulilah…}Ltd Edinburgh
( and etc etc etc…and what ever happened to those, Paper printed, Riche-Rich, comics, Alhamdulilha, and Archies, Alhamdulilah, and the MAD, magazine, Alhamdulilah, children of Internet Age, Alhamdulilah, are reading some other kind of comics, Alhamdulilah, on the Internet, Alhamdulilah…and they are supposed to be Kids, Alhamdulilah, ( how many know about Veronica, Archie, and what about his dog, that ate all the burgers, Alhamdulilah, he must have cats now, Alhamdulilah,…. And why mad had so many freckles on his face, Alhamdulilah…use some Acne, cream ok, Alhamdulilah, teenage….is ..like that, ok, Alhamdulilah…and don’t make the hair fall, Alhamdulilah, ( and I wont tell what to use, for that, Alhamdulilah, cos the Medical MD, will than have me in the cell, Alhamdulilah…etc.etc..etc…) [ and we all eat plastics/ rubbers, Alhamdulilah,…when we talk too much, Alhamdulilah, we should stuff our stomachs, with s